The incredibly hot British girl was working at the coffee shop again today. She asked me how my morning was! Then she laughed at something dumb I said! Then there was some miscommunication.
“Here’s your receipt.”
“Thanks! I think you’ll like the tip very much.”
She looks at the receipt.
“Brilliant!” she said to me and smiled.
“I thought you’d like that.”
“A $9,173,023,555 tip!”
“That’s, umm, actually my phone number. I didn’t tip you $9 billion dollars.”
“You did! I’ve already rung it up!”
“Well, I guess I owe you $9 billion dollars. I’ll pay it to you in very small installments. Starting tonight when I show up at your house to take you out to dinner.”
“Gross. No, you can mail me the checks.”
I have a British girlfriend!!!
aslo something I think brandon would enjoy :)
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