TheDailyJog

My company’s Chief Operating Officer and I are going to have a talk today about my future at the company. Here’s how I imagine it will go.

“What would you like to discuss with me, Lee?” he’ll ask.

“Am I getting fired?”

“Probably.”

“Ok. Why?”

“Lee, you play Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin” at top volume on repeat from 10 AM to 3 PM each day. Then you take a nap in the kitchen from 3 to 4 PM followed by doing actual work from 4 to 4:04 PM. Then you pass out. When you awake at 4:05 PM, you play that goddamn Journey song once more before you go home for the day. And for this we pay you an obscene amount of money.”

“I’m still not as bad as those bankers who made hundreds of millions by selling credit default swaps on worthless debt which bankrupt entire investment banks and cost taxpayers billions,” I’ll say.

“True,” he’ll say, stroking an imaginary beard.

“You don’t have a beard, sir,” I’ll say.

“Did you go to business school?” he’ll ask. “Then what the fuck do you know about imaginary beards?”

“I know an imaginary beard when I see one,” I’ll mumble.

“You can keep your job. But you need to quit it with the Journey.”

“But life is a Journey, sir,” I’ll say.

“Ok, now you’re fired.”

haha :) this sounds like something brandon would laugh at :)