December 2011
1 post
GAHHHHHH
I lead one cray cray life :’( get myself into the worst predicaments :/
May 2011
3 posts
Why I will never watch anything to do with MCR...
Mum: What's the name of the skinny one? The one who looks like he's been told he's gonna die all the time? Y'know, at the end.
Me: Um, Mikey?
Mum: I'm gonna call him Twiglet. Why's he so skinny? He's like Kate Moss on speed... somebody needs to fatten him up. We should invite him around for a nice Sunday dinner. Twiglet needs some meat on his bones.
Me: Uh, I'll tell Alicia that next time I get to talk to them.
Mum: Who's Alicia?
Me: ... his wife.
Mum: Oh. So Twiglet's married? What about his brother? Y'know, the one with the vampire obsession? Raccoon boy?
Me: Gerard?
Mum: Yeah, is he single?
Me: He's married.
Mum: I didn't think that legalized that. Does he live in California? Who'd he marry? No, wait, let me guess, the short one he's always fondling? Frank?
Me: What?! No! He married a girl, Mum. And he has a daughter.
Mum: A daughter? I didn't think he had it in him.
(Later, during a live performance...)
Mum: It looks like he [Gerard] has a rash, like he's allergic to all that make-up - oh, but of course they quickly swap camera angles so you can't see. He is a bit of a sex symbol after all.
Me: A sex symbol? Gerard? I don't think he is...
Mum: Sure he is. If he had better hygiene... I would, I'd tap that. Point him in my direction. He's got pretty eyes.
(Even later, during an interview...)
Mum: So is this what you do on the internet all day? Talk about My Chemical Romance?
Me: Pretty much...
Mum: Can I join?
Me: Join what? Tumblr? I don't think you'd like it.
Mum: Why not? I like Gerard.
Me: Yeah, but you can't just say, 'I hate MCR's music but that Gerard one is very pretty, isn't he?'
Mum: I don't hate all their music... I like that Teenagers one!
Me: Figures.
Mum: And the one, the Black Parade one, that goes 'La la la, could you get me a drink of water?'
Me: Don't you mean Cancer?
Mum: Isn't that the one that goes 'My father took me... somewhere'?
(At the end of the interview...)
Mum: Does he [Gerard] ever shut up? Look, the blonde one at the back looks as bored as fuck. I feel you, dude, I feel you.
Me: Shh, I wanna listen.
Mum: But he's just talking over everyone!
Me: Yeah, he's the frontman.
Mum: Oh, no, wait! Ssh! The one with all the hair is talking now!
Me: You mean Ray?
Mum: Shut up! I wanna listen! Yeah, go mop-head!
Me: His name is Ray, Mum!
Mum: Oh now you've talked over him. Poor dude. What if he had something interesting to say? God, Catherine, I see why you like Gerard so much, you both talk way too much.
best thing I've ever read LOL
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March 2011
7 posts
Not all those who wander are lost.
what is this from???
i can't wait to get married
doublestu77:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
THAT ENDING
Yeah, I guess.
best or...
Watchjakemartinez:
LMAOOOO DALE HATES THAT PICTURE SO I MADE THIS WEIRD ASS VIDEO.
WTF IS THAT!?!?!
February 2011
6 posts
Watchpowerxcunt:
avantlabagarre:
argumentinvalid:
GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR.
I. LOVE. THIS. SHOW. ^.^
"No te muevas, tienes algo en el pelo"
makingfetchhappen:
tangerinevision:
shinyrock:
ADALSDJALKSJDALKJSDA
Didn’t get why it was funny til i looked at the gif. HILARIUM!
Didn’t get why it was funny til i looked up what it meant. LOL!
January 2011
12 posts
oh my god. There's gonna be a "Fairly Odd Parents"...
makingfetchhappen:
imaddictedtocatnip:
austttin:
THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
wanda looks so pretty
this looks god awful.
My reaction when i hear my jam come on
soyasuicide:
at first im like…
then BAM
the people im with are all like..
and im just like…
becausee…
omg so fucking hysterical cuz it’s SO FUCKING TRUE!!! :)
ladies & gentlemen:: Do You Remember? 1998-2005... →
makingfetchhappen:
earth-to-gracie:
chelsziie:
secret-spy-guy:
fearlesscourage:
papercut-:
justkayy:
Don’t Look Under THe Bed :D
The Color Of Friendship♥
UGHH Y CANT IT B LIKE THIS AGAIN. THEN I WUD ACTUALLY WATCH…
ALL OF THESE!!! OMG!!!! I LOVE THIS LIST!!!!
YES the other me, jett jackson, get a clue <3 SUCH GOOD ONES!!! and a lot of bad ones too though :/ what...
OH. MY. FUCK. OH. MY. FUCK. OH. MY. FUCK.
i don’t like this at all :(:(:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjFnujnjC8M&feature=feedu
That moment when one of your favorite Tumblrs...
makingfetchhappen:
accio-sirius:
Omg I just saw that movie the other day! It has Loretta Devine in it =D
what movie is it?
October 2010
2 posts
Kind of freaking out.
theycallmemrfuggleswoff:
Keep hearing things and thought i saw a thin outline of a person. But I think its just my imagination. Hopefully
nope. it was slenderman.
August 2010
2 posts
WatchI don’t know what this is :/
June 2010
2 posts
HEY LOOK IT'S TRACY ON TUMBLR!! :)
hey brandon would you want to see get him to the greek at 10:40 at park west? I’m buyin’! :)
BRANDON IF YOU'RE ON HERE AND I KNOW YOU ARE!!!...
you should get on msn instant messanger ;) cuz I love you and I want to talk to you but not on the phone…like now :)
May 2010
17 posts
I THINK FROM NOW ON, SUNDAYS SHOULD BE. OMEGLE...
helterskelter-:
girlontheflamingpie69:
sixtiesloveforever:
alex-loves-lamesauce:
louisesarah93:
raadio:
begalstoatageonastick:
hellyesnaz:
mokomonster:
mehergoel:
like a HNNG SUNDAY or something XD
HNNNG SUNDAY FTW !
TOTALLY
YESS!!!!
Sharing Time!: Can't buy me love →
The incredibly hot British girl was working at the coffee shop again today. She asked me how my morning was! Then she laughed at something dumb I said! Then there was some miscommunication.
“Here’s your receipt.”
“Thanks! I think you’ll like the tip very much.”
She looks at the receipt.
“Brilliant!” she said to me and smiled.
“I thought you’d like that.”
“A $9,173,023,555 tip!”
“That’s,...
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My company’s Chief Operating Officer and I are going to have a talk today about my future at the company. Here’s how I imagine it will go.
“What would you like to discuss with me, Lee?” he’ll ask.
“Am I getting fired?”
“Probably.”
“Ok. Why?”
“Lee, you play Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin” at top volume on repeat from 10 AM to 3 PM each day. Then you take a nap in the kitchen from 3 to 4 PM...
